“How I Met
Mike Mingo”
...by the star of the show, GROVOR
I'd just
graduated (somehow) from high school in 1970, was single, and
was looking to expand my knowledge of the world. I moved from
California
to New Orleans,
Louisiana
in the summer of 1971. My intent was to write songs
and get some "star" to sing it and make me a million
dollars. Somehow, I ended up with Mingo. It happened as
follows…
I wrote "I'm
Your Mailman" one day on half a roll of toilet paper while I
was on the shitter. The year was 1973. I knew if I got it
into the right hands, it would be a hit. I spent most nights
on Bourbon Street, drinking, dodging
drag queens, and going to see Sandra Sexton. She was
a stripper at the 500 Club and happened to have the biggest set of tits I'd ever seen. The things she
could do with her tits were a sight to see. This particular night
was exceptional! Maybe it was the way she twirled them
in opposite directions... or maybe it was the two weeks I'd had since my
last blowjob, or maybe it was the sixteen Dixie
beers I'd consumed during my walk. Whatever it was, I
was "assholed-to-beat-hell"... and impressed!
As I was
stumbling back down Bourbon Street
, I passed Lefitte's Big Daddy's Outside Cafe. It had a band
on one side and dancing naked girls on the other. The patrons sat
in the middle, usually facing the strippers. Coming from the
stage was this voice that sounded like Paul McCartney or Charlie
McCarthy. Through the booze, I wasn't sure. But it drew me
towards it. I had "I'm Your Mailman" in my
pocket. As I walked in, I didn't notice the waitresses. I
didn't notice the crowd. I didn't even notice the naked
broads dancing in the cages. All I saw was some skinny kid with
round glasses on
stage, singing his ass off to the back of people's heads and their
asses. There he was! My singer to sing my song and make me a
millionaire!
Now, contrary
to what Mingo tells you in person, I waited till he finished
singing the song he was doing. I walked as straightly as I
could up to the stage and politely asked him if he could
learn this song I'd written and sing it for me. He tried to brush
me off, but finally did agreed to give it a try. I stumbled
back to the bar, ordered another beer and waited. I must have
fallen asleep because the next thing I remember was the bartender
waking me and asking me to leave. Hell, I couldn't remember where
I was or what I was doing there. All I knew was that the
crowd was gone, the band had stopped playing, and there weren't
any naked women in the cages. I climbed to my feet and
stumbled back to my apartment and crashed.
For 2 weeks, I
couldn't remember what had happened to my song. I continued to
take my nightly
Bourbon Street
walk, drink my
Dixie
's, and visit the beautiful, huge, twirlling tits of Sandra
Sexton. One night as I was walking past Big Daddy's, coming
from the Cafe was my "Mailman" song. Talk about sobering
up in a second! I went from stoned drunk to full fledged pissed-off.
I was gonna kill somebody! As I walked in, this son-of-a-bitch on
stage saw me and smiled and waved like he knew me. I didn't
wave back as I had no idea who he was or why he had stolen my
song. All I could think about was how bad I was gonna rip off his
ears and shove them up his butt so he could hear me kick
his ass!
I sat down at
the bar, ordered a
Dixie, and waited for him to finish his set. As he walked my
way, I readied myself for the ass-wipin' I was gonna give! To my
surprise, he came straight over and stuck out his hand.
Before I had a chance to do anything he started
explaining how he'd been waiting for me to come back, how he'd
been doing "The Mailman Song" for two weeks, how the crowd loved
it and actually faced him for 1 song at least, and how he'd
been waiting for me to stop back in so he could talk to me about
it. He spent the whole 15 minute break telling me how great it
was. After two more sets of music and half a dozen more
Dixie
's, he finished his show. We went to a little all-night
diner and talked till nearly 6:00 a.m. the next morning.
Over the next
few months, we became pretty good friends (friends, not
"good-buddies") as
I included the Cafe into my nightly walk. He would
constantly tell me how well I expressed myself and how funny I
was. I actually started coming to some of his shows and would come
up on stage and do a 10-minute routine. Never anything planned,
just bullshit that people seemed to love. Towards the end of ' 73,
Mingo just up and left New Orleans,
and I didn't hear from him again until the Summer of 1975 when he
called and asked me to be part of his show. When I agreed…
The rest is
history as a hand became a permanent fixture up my ass!

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